Six ships you're into right now
1. Axel/Riku - [You mean like the guys from KH2 who never even met each other? (except in Re:CoM, which I haven't played) Yes. Those guys.] ~ Kingdom Hearts Series.

2. Lestat/Louis (Pretty much the same thing: Cid/Vincent) - [Abrasive blond asshole (also prty kickass aha) + broody black-haired vampire-looking fuck. I have odd tastes.] ~ Vampire Chronicles/Final Fantasy 7.

3. Phoenix/Edgeworth - [It's like canon. And once again, moody + happy = teehee] ~ Phoenix Wright Series.

4. Jetfire/Jetstorm (See also: Sunstreaker/Sideswipe) - [Before you decapitate me, twincest = ewwie. I meant in a cuddly, 'MY-SIBLING-IS-MY-BEST-FRIEND' sorta way. Because it's cuuuute~] ~ Transformers: Animated/Transformers: Generation 1.

5. Bumblebee/Sam - [Don't... look at me like that...] ~ Transformers 2007.

6. House/Chase - [What the fuck is wrong with me. I ask myself this question everyday, and I still don't have an answer.] ~ House M.D.

DO YOU LIKE HOW ALL OF THESE ARE HOMOSEXUAL PAIRINGS? ;__;

Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore
7. Riku/Sora - [Too vanilla.] ~ Kingdom Hearts Series.
8. Sora/Kairi - [Also vanilla.] ~ Kingdom Hearts Series.
9. House/Cuddy - [Cute, but then she wanted a baby and became THE WORST CHARACTER EVER.] ~ House M.D.

Three ships you never liked
10. Axel/Roxas - [Fuck Roxas. Fuck Namine. Fuck all of Organization XIII. Seriously.] ~ Kingdom Hearts Series.

11. Vincent/Yuffie - [Optional character sex aha. No. Yuffie is cool. Vincent is cool. They are not cool together.] ~ Final Fantasy 7.

12. Optimus Prime/Anyone - [He's the leader of the Autobots, and therefore has no time to put up with your silly romances. Same thing applies to Megatron. THEY HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO.] ~ Transformers (MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE).

Two ships you're curious about, but don’t actually ship
13. Prowl/Bumblebee - [I'm curious, but not curious to look for fics.] ~ Transformers: Animated.

14. Stitchpunk/Stitchpunk - [Because somebody's going to write it eventually, and I want to see if they'll do it well.] ~ 9

Why do you dislike #11 so much?
Because:
1. I don't dabble in that fandom. And
2. I've never put Vincent and Yuffie together for anything, so I never saw subtle hints in-game.

Who is someone you know that ships #14?
Uhh nobody yet. ... Supposedly.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
HOWSO? I think what I'd most like to see is Hobo!Phoenix running into Older!Edgeworth. THEY WOULDN'T FORGET EACH OTHER SHUT UP.


Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
... You mean, canon moments? Because, uh. Yeah.

How long have you been following couple #6?
Two years? But it's not like I'm following them obsessively. I'll check back every couple of months to see if anything good pops up. It usually doesn't.

What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
Because Kairi pissed me the fuck off in the second game. She is... really, really useless. Like, INCREDIBLY USELESS.


You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 or #12
Axel/Roxas. I'm not against it, but... you know. It's kind of choking the fandom. Same for Riku/Sora. THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS TO CHOOSE FROM YOU GUYS.

Which ship do you prefer #2 or #4?
Probably #4. I like gen-fics more than ROMANCEILOVEYOUSEXSEXSEX fics. And anything cuddly always makes me feel haaaaappy~

What interests you about #14?
Um. ...I dunno. I just want to see how people portray it.

Why did you stop liking #7?
Too much of the same thing over and over again.

Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK? NO. I don't watch House for the romance, I watch it for the amazing actors.

What’s a song that reminds you of #5?
Uhh. I don't know. Some... cute song...? I GUESS...

If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
... Probably Axel/Riku and Lestat/Louis. Axel and Lestat would try to see who could be the bigger faggot, and Riku and Louis would go do something related to the plot.

Have #2 kissed yet?
Lestat/Louis - ... I'm pretty sure they have? Maybe not? I haven't read the books in awhile.
Vincent/Cid - Aha. No. They just share bedrooms.

Did #4 have a happy ending?
Jetfire/Jetstorm - Yes, because they don't die. AND THEY HAVE EACH OTHER. D'aaaw, twins. <3
Sunstreaker/Sideswipe - Uhh. In the animated movie, I think they both die? And then in the '09 film, Sideswipe is on Earth. Alone. WITHOUT SUNSTREAKER. That would kind of suck.

What would make you start shipping #13?
An interesting plot. I don't know. They're gay enough in the cartoon, I don't particularly care to read anything about them.

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?
(2) Lestat/Louis already happened. ... Quite a few times.
(2) Even if Vincent/Cid happened, it wouldn't be enough to make me play FF7 again, or join the fandom. Fuck that.
(6) Once again, I don't watch House for the romance, so.

You have the power to decide the fate of #10.
Remove Roxas from Kingdom Hearts. I hate his character. He is not useful. In fact, fuck the entire second game. Just leave it at the first.

Which do you dislike the most?
I don't care to scroll back up and see what I wrote. I am a lazy person. Umm. YES I'M DONE NOW.

I tag whoever the fuck reads this, even if you don't ship anything. Oho.